Dodge, duck, and keep your head down with our NYC Pigeon PTSD T-Shirt—a tribute to every New Yorker’s battle with the fearless flying rats of the city. Whether you’ve been dive-bombed in Times Square, side-eyed in Washington Square Park, or nearly lost a snack to a bold feathered thief, this tee captures the shared trauma that only pigeons can deliver.

Perfect for park strolls, pigeon dodging, or simply warning others to tread carefully, this shirt says it all: they’re everywhere, they’re fearless, and they’ve probably got your number. Wear it like armor—because in NYC, the pigeons always win.

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